"Is 'detour' another word for 'lost'?"
-Holly, Monster Rancher

Trunks: Oh, I get it! Vegeta's trying to make Cell withstand his attack!
Krillin: OK. That's one explanation. How about another?
Vegeta's gone crazy and he's going to kill us all!
-DragonBall Z

"Let's let that neanderthal nerd-ball go first."
-Krillin, DragonBall Z

"When everything was dark, you gave me light."
-Serenity, Yu-Gi-Oh!

"Are you still reading this? I've run out of clever things to say. Think you could do a better job smart guy i'd like to see you try! No actually I wouldn't then I might be out of a job. All right you can stop reading I'm done. All rights reserved (Whatever that means)"
-Oddworld Commercial

"Its amazing how everytime you open your mouth it
proves you're an idiot."
-Vegeta, Dragonball Z

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was too far to fly!"
-Goku, Dragonball Z

"I want to believe that sorrow is just like the rain... that vanishes... and reveals the blue sky."
-Hitomi Kanzaki, Escaflowne

"It's a long way down and last time I checked monkey's couldn't fly."
-Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh

"I'm not going to let you or your shiny head stop me."
-Joey, Yu-Gi-Oh

Davis: I can't believe you're not worried about Kari's
well-being, TA!
TK: "TA"?
Cody: He forgot how to spell "TK"!
-Digimon